VIP buys
Two more documents from the expedition,for less than a dollar each.
Pvt. G. Flark, genius chef
VIPA short and deeply unreliable recipe book. Features Granny's 100% All-Corn Soup and the official step-by-step method for preparing Dustville Cobblestones, a frontier delicacy you'll understand after chapter nine. Eight pages, printable.
Cartography by committee
VIPA high-resolution map of the whole ridiculous journey, from Fort New York to Devils Tower, annotated by both men. Marks where they met Bigfoot, where they lost the first map, and several places where things went badly for bystanders. 17 x 11 inches, prints sharp at any size.
Instant download after checkout. Both files are PDFs and print at home. Heads up: they're full of spoilers for Legend of Devils Tower, so they're funniest once you've read the book. See our refund policy and terms.
Rather start free?
Loomis's notebook and Marvin's pamphletare free with a sign-up.