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Four documents recovered from the Devils Tower expedition. The Army would prefer you didn't read them.
Pvt. A. J. Loomis
Recovered pages from Loomis's leather notebook, in which he attempts to formally document a game Flark made up while they waited for a ride. Includes two heated debates, several overruled objections, and Flark's notes in the margins. Title censored to keep the book spoiler-free.
Pvt. G. Flark, genius chef
A short and deeply unreliable recipe book. Features Granny's 100% All-Corn Soup and the official step-by-step method for preparing Dustville Cobblestones, a frontier delicacy you'll understand after chapter nine.
Marvin the Metaphysical Hermit
A recruitment pamphlet from a village of hermits (yes, a village). Marvin explains the deep philosophy of his people, the proper care of a hemp poncho, and the rules of the flute-dart. Some of it rhymes. Not all of it.
Cartography by committee
A high-resolution map of the whole ridiculous journey, from Fort New York to Devils Tower, annotated by both men. Marks where they met Bigfoot, where they lost the first map, and several places where things went badly for bystanders.
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