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The Classified Files

Two documents recovered from the Devils Tower expedition. The Army would prefer you didn't read them.

Cover of Loomis's notebook, title partly blacked out

Pvt. A. J. Loomis

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Loomis's Original Rules of Redacted

Recovered pages from Loomis's leather notebook, in which he attempts to formally document a game Flark made up while they waited for a ride. Includes two heated debates, several overruled objections, and Flark's notes in the margins. Title censored to keep the book spoiler-free.

Cover of The Hermit's Guide to Dart Justice

Marvin the Metaphysical Hermit

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The Hermit's Guide to Dart Justice

A recruitment pamphlet from a village of hermits (yes, a village). Marvin explains the deep philosophy of his people, the proper care of a hemp poncho, and the rules of the flute-dart. Some of it rhymes. Not all of it.

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Are you a Loomis or a Flark?

Ten questions. One uncomfortable truth about yourself.