A mustachioed cowboy points proudly toward Devils Tower under a wide western sky.
Howdy, folks. Do I have a tale for you.

Tall tales,
told in pictures and prose.

Kit Green writes fully illustrated novels — books with a picture on every page, a laugh on every page, and a heart underneath the whole thing. A return to a format the publishing industry forgot.

Loomis & Flark: Legend of Devils Tower book cover.

Now Available · Book 1 in the Loomis & Flark Series

Loomis & Flark:
Legend of Devils Tower

Two of the worst soldiers in the U.S. Army. One impossible mission. A whole lot of accidental history.

It's 1860, and Privates Loomis and Flark have one job: march across an unmapped continent to a legendary rock called Devils Tower and bring back its secret weapon — or spend the rest of their lives in military prison. What could possibly go wrong?

A laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated tall tale for grown-ups who never stopped looking at the pictures. Packed with over 130 original cartoon illustrations.

Available in paperback, eBook, and on Kindle Unlimited.

"For fans of The Princess Bride, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales — and for anyone who has ever been the weird kid, the screw-up, or the one who just wanted to be seen."

A format the industry forgot

Why don't more books look like this?

For most of literary history, the great storytellers worked alongside the great illustrators. Twain had True Williams. Carroll had Tenniel. Dahl had Quentin Blake. The novel was something you read and looked at.

Somewhere along the way, the publishing industry decided pictures were for kids. Adult fiction got drained of its drawings. Illustrated novels got squeezed into a tiny corner labeled "for ages 8 to 12."

Kit Green writes the books that corner forgot to make. Full-length novels. A picture on every page. Stories told in pictures and prose, for readers of any age who like to look as much as they like to read.

1865 Carroll & Tenniel Alice in Wonderland
1884 Twain & Kemble Huckleberry Finn
1961 Dahl & Blake James & the Giant Peach
2007 Selznick Hugo Cabret
2026 Kit Green Loomis & Flark

A peek inside

The kind of trouble these two get into.

A bigfoot, a corn cult, a ghost town, a saloon shootout — and that's just on the way to the rock.

Loomis and Flark hold a tattered map of the U.S. The eastern half is detailed, the western half is blank parchment.
The map runs out a little earlier than they'd hoped.
A fur-clad mountain man high-fives Flark while a confused Bigfoot looks on.
Crappeau, fur trapper extraordinaire, makes a new friend.
An eye-patched local welcomes Loomis and Flark to the dusty town of Dustville, USA.
Welcome to Dustville. Population: dwindling.
A granny stabs her fork into the dinner table beside walls covered in corn-themed cross-stitch.
The Sign of the Corn is not to be questioned.
A bar fight unfolds in a saloon while a woman in a green dress points a revolver across the table.
Flark, somehow, is not the most dangerous person in this room.
Three soldiers eat from a sack of golden potato chips, looking pleased with themselves.
They invent the potato chip. Mostly by accident.

Over 130 original cartoon illustrations. One on (just about) every page.